Thursday, March 24, 2011

This Happened.

I am washing dishes. I turn around.

Henry is sitting on the floor. A is sitting next to him.

Henry is happily munching on piece of toast.

I did not give Henry toast.

?

Rachel: Henry... where did you get that toast?
Henry: Ga Ba
Rachel: A, did you give Henry some toast?
A: Nooo, Heny get toost fum tash can
Rachel: What?
A: Heny get TOOST fum tash can!
Rachel: What!?!
A: HENY GET TOOST FUM TASH CAN!!
Rachel: Henry got toast from the trash can?!?!!?!!!!!?!!!!!!!!?????


Things to do today:
1. Go to Target
2. Buy trash can with lid
3. Scour inside of Henry's mouth
4. Enroll in Remedial Parenting Classes

3 comments:

  1. LOL!! You're just strengthening Henry's immune system right?

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  2. If it makes you feel any better, my son took his diaper off last night and peed in the refrigerator. No? Well, let's sign up for that class together. ;-)

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  3. Hilarious!! Alden used to do the same thing- we got a trash can with a lid that locks from Bed, Bath and Beyond- he's got a pretty amazing immune system!!

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