I am washing dishes. I turn around.
Henry is sitting on the floor. A is sitting next to him.
Henry is happily munching on piece of toast.
I did not give Henry toast.
Rachel: Henry... where did you get that toast?
Henry: Ga Ba
Rachel: A, did you give Henry some toast?
A: Nooo, Heny get toost fum tash can
A: Heny get TOOST fum tash can!
A: HENY GET TOOST FUM TASH CAN!!
Rachel: Henry got toast from the trash can?!?!!?!!!!!?!!!!!!!!?????
Things to do today:
1. Go to Target
2. Buy trash can with lid
3. Scour inside of Henry's mouth
4. Enroll in Remedial Parenting Classes