Sunday, July 18, 2010

If I Could Talk To Famous People

Dear Ke$ha,
What is an 808 drum? I have been wondering for a long time. I don't really need you to answer anymore, because I asked David, and he Googled it, and apparently it's some kind of programmable electric drum, like so:

I am so glad I finally know.

But, a few other thoughts, just while I've got you..
  • Whats up with the $ sign in your name? It really has no phonetic place. Is it because you have a lot of money? Or, because you know you are money?
  • Girl. Dental hygiene. Get some. A bottle of Jack is not going to prevent cavities or promote good gum health, and you should really be flossing eveytime you brush too.
  • Your song is my drug. Keep 'em coming!

p.s. David wants everyone to know that although he did google 808 drum for me, he already knew what it was, he was just illustrating for me that he was indeed right. He is so smart and musical. Bow to his pop culture prowess.

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